ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
