he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
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we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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