Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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