I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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