I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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