we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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