I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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