i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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