Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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