you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
At least life still wants to fuck me.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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