He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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