I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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