Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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