the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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