Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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