we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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