I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
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