A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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