Swine flu. Run for my life!
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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