it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
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I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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