Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'm having to shit out rocks
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