I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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