yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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