his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
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I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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