ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize