i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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