then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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