this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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