The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
sex in a hospital.. check
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.