belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.