That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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