So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
