Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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