question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Less talking, more tequila
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
