think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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