she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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