With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
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