ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Randomize