dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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