In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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