So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
wow bdsm is so cute
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
