me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
i out mim tonsoeep
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