and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
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