More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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