singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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