She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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