She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize