he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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