If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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