Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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