dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
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this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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