have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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she pinky promised me she was 18
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I have already put on my inside pants.