Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
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"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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