Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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