I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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