Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
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