My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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